Unit Twenty Two Quotes: Great uotes About Love Pictures Images Photos 2013

Great uotes About Love Definition

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. -Erich Segal,

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question -Lily Tomlin

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. -Unknown

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -Henry Youngman

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -Mae West

Always marry the man of your age because if your beauty will fade so will his eye sight. -Unknown, funny love quote.

Don't fall for anyone, unless they are willing to catch you. -Unknown

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. -Woody Allen

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. -Mae West, funny love quotes.

The bravest thing that men do is love women -Mort Sahl

One should always be in love. That is the reason why one should never marry. -Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -Woody Allen

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. -Melanie Clark

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -Groucho Marx

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. -Josh Billings

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

One is very crazy when in love. -Sigmund Freud

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell -Joan Crawford

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. -Samuel Johnson

You call it madness, but I call it love. -Don Byas

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. -Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" -Sigmund Freud

Never sign a Valentine with your own name. -Charles Dickens

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. -Alfred Montapert

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. -Unknown

I have great hopes that we shall greatly appreciate each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. -Lord Byron

It is impossible to love and be wise -Francis Bacon

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. -Cathy Carlyle

Love is being stupid together. -Paul Valery

Love is a grave mental disease -Plato

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. -Christopher Marlowe

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. -Cher

Love is just like a card game; first kick out the jokers, then throw away hearts, keep the diamond and try to win the king. -Unknown

Love is a promise delivered already broken. -Steve Martin

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw -Fran Lebowitz

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. -Albert Einstein

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. -Winston Churchill

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -Brendan Francis

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. -H. L. Mencken, funny love quotes.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. -Unknown

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -Mae West

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. -Melanie Griffith

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one -Glenn Beck

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. -Pearl Bailey

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. -Unknown

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. -Ben Hecht

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -Oscar Wilde

But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down -Woody Allen

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. -Unknown, funny love quotes.

I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look. -H. Vincent funny love quotes.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? -Bette Midler

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. -Jonathon Swift

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species -W. Somerset Maugham

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate -Sandra J. Dykes, funny love quotes.

The only people who make love all the time are liars -Louis Jordan